People with dogs go outside a lot. After all, when a dog’s gotta go, a dog’s gotta go, and that means their owner’s gotta go with them. I know this isn’t exactly revolutionary, but it became an important fact to keep in mind after dating this guy Dave. You remember him: the one who was […]
April 26, 2012
I’ve been thinking that my problem may be that I’m dating men who are too immature. After all, sitting on my lap, lying about your age and spitting out your food aren’t exactly signs that you’re all grown up. That’s why I decided to go out with Ryan, 5 years my senior, who was just […]
April 21, 2012
It was an unusually hot spring day when I met George for a drink. Though I was excited to whip out my cutest summer date dress and to meet a guy who was so charming over email, it was clear as soon as we entered the bar that real world conversation between us did not […]
April 16, 2012
Starting this blog (i.e. going on three times the dates I normally would) comes with its definite perks. Mainly, I get a whole lot of free dinners. But, as a general rule, I think just drinks for a first date is the way to go. After all, there’s nothing worse than knowing before you even […]
April 12, 2012
I’m Raz, and I’m a heightoholic. Well, a recovering heightoholic. Also known as heightism, heightoholism is a common side effect of a very tall ex-boyfriend. Though I’m short (5′ 3″), it’s difficult for me to give any guy under 6′ a second glance. Online dating sites are probably among the most dangerous places for a […]
April 9, 2012
Dave had mentioned his pitbull, Benny, when we met online. It just happened to be Benny’s birthday, so the fact that our email conversation was heavily dog-related didn’t seem strange. Plus, I like dogs. Dave even sent me a picture, and Benny was a cutie. When he offered that we hang out while taking the […]
April 7, 2012
Halfway through our first cocktail on our first date, Dan asked me if I’d had any truly disastrous dating experiences. Little did he know, I collect disaster dates. I shared this story, and threw the question right back at him. “Nothing too bad,” he said. “Just one girl who came on a little too strong.” […]
April 2, 2012
There’s nothing quite like meeting people the good old fashioned way. You know it: you’re at a loud, crowded bar, and as soon as you mention that that guy over there is kind of cute, your best girl friend has tapped him on the shoulder and asked, “Have you met Raz?” So smooth. That’s how […]
March 31, 2012
And you thought I was done blogging about Benji. But the date wasn’t over yet. The things I put up with in the name of journalism… A few more bits of conversational genius: Raz: So do you have any siblings? Benji: Yeah, but my sister is actually really mad at me right now. Raz: […]
March 30, 2012
You know when you say something and your date echoes it back in the super offensive, fake voice of a mentally retarded person? That’s a turn on right? Yeah, that happened a lot with Benji. It’s like I didn’t laugh the first time, so he thought he’d just keep trying it until I did. Then, […]

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