I’ve been thinking that my problem may be that I’m dating men who are too immature. After all, sitting on my lap, lying about your age and spitting out your food aren’t exactly signs that you’re all grown up. That’s why I decided to go out with Ryan, 5 years my senior, who was just […]
April 21, 2012
It was an unusually hot spring day when I met George for a drink. Though I was excited to whip out my cutest summer date dress and to meet a guy who was so charming over email, it was clear as soon as we entered the bar that real world conversation between us did not […]
April 12, 2012
I’m Raz, and I’m a heightoholic. Well, a recovering heightoholic. Also known as heightism, heightoholism is a common side effect of a very tall ex-boyfriend. Though I’m short (5′ 3″), it’s difficult for me to give any guy under 6′ a second glance. Online dating sites are probably among the most dangerous places for a […]
April 5, 2012
This story is from Dani, a 28-year-old sales rep living in NYC, as told to Raz. I’m not one to linger when it comes to online dating. If there’s someone I like after a couple of emails, and they don’t ask me out, I pretty much get bored and move on. After all, you can […]
March 30, 2012
You know when you say something and your date echoes it back in the super offensive, fake voice of a mentally retarded person? That’s a turn on right? Yeah, that happened a lot with Benji. It’s like I didn’t laugh the first time, so he thought he’d just keep trying it until I did. Then, […]
February 17, 2012
I mentioned my first ever online date in a previous post, ”Risky Business,” but there was so much more that happened on that never ending date. My friends will forever refer to him as Sushi Boy because of this little doozy: So, Kevin was a nice Jewish “business man” from upstate. We’d emailed a little […]

Real dates, real men, real disasters
April 26, 2012
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